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    eastcoast Guest

    Default Funny response email to ebay after listing terminated.

    $10 listing removed by ebay .. decided to write them back.


    MC018 eBay Listing Removed: Search and Browse Manipulation


    Dear (me)

    We appreciate that you chose eBay to list the following auction-style listing(s):

    2009 20" Imac Like-new 2.66 ghz / 320GB hard drive


    However, your listing was in violation of eBay's Search and Browse Manipulation policy and has been removed from eBay. We would like to take this opportunity to let you know what part of your listing is not permitted.

    Your listing(s) contains the following information:

    Title: Like-new



    Dear (ME)

    We appreciate that you chose eBay to list the following auction-style listing(s):

    2009 20" Imac Like-new 2.66 ghz / 320GB hard drive


    However, your listing was in violation of eBay's Search and Browse Manipulation policy and has been removed from eBay. We would like to take this opportunity to let you know what part of your listing is not permitted.

    Your listing(s) contains the following information:

    Title: Like-new

    Sellers are not permitted to use any brand, product or celebrity names inappropriately throughout a listing. This includes comparing an item to another brand named item's style or calling out an indirect relationship between the item being sold and a celebrity.

    For more information on visit the following Help page:

    [url]http://pages.ebay.ca/help/policies/search-manipulation.html[/url]


    IMPORTANT NOTICE: If you relist this, or any other item that violates eBay policy, your eBay privileges could be suspended. We value you as a member of our community and wish to continue this relationship, so we must ask you to refrain from further violations of the User Agreement and eBay policy.

    Please review eBay's Listing Policies and User Agreement at the following locations:

    [url]http://pages.ebay.ca/help/sell/policies.html[/url]
    [url]http://pages.ebay.ca/help/policies/user-agreement.html[/url]

    For more information on why eBay removes s, or to write to us with questions, please review the following Web page:

    [url]http://pages.ebay.ca/help/confidence/listing-ended.html[/url]


    We thank you in advance for your cooperation.

    Regards,

    eBay Trust & Safety





    RESPONSE



    Hello.

    This afternoon I have seen that you have removed my listening for having "Like-New" in the title .. I paid around $10 bucks to have this put on Ebay, that may not be much to you and your business enterprise, but to some of us it is. I've been on Ebay for a few years now and let me tell you I am very dissatisfied with this decision. Since you and your team seem to be on the hunt for "like-new" items, let me do some work for you so you can take some more money from your so called valued customers.

    Thanks for taking my money, hell enjoy a cold beer on me.

    Regards,

    and BTW..

    Fuck you.

    HERE ARE SOME AUCTIONS WITH LIKE-NEW IN THE TITLES. I could post more but that's your job (Stealing)

    [url]http://cgi.ebay.ca/JBL-Ti2K-BE-SPEAKERS-UNREAL-SOUND-LOOKS-LIKE-NEW_W0QQitemZ230345440071QQcmdZViewItemQQptZSpeake rs_Subwoofers?hash=item35a1a87b47&_trksid=p3286.c0 .m14&_trkparms=72%3A1215%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C39%3 A1%7C240%3A1318%7C301%3A0%7C293%3A1%7C294%3A50[/url]

    [url]http://cgi.ebay.ca/Nintendo-64-PURPLE-CONTROLLER-REMOTE-N64-MANETTE-MAUVE_W0QQitemZ250436209507QQcmdZViewItemQQptZFR_C A_Accessoires_pour_jeux_vidéo?hash=item3a4f294b63& _trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1215%7C66%3A2% 7C65%3A12%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318%7C301%3A0%7C293%3A 1%7C294%3A50[/url]
    On 4-Jun-09, at 1:45 PM, [email]carswebform@ebay.com[/email] wrote:

    [url]http://cgi.ebay.ca/Like-New-Desktop-PC-with-17inch-IBM-LCD-Monitor_W0QQitemZ110398376433QQcmdZViewItemQQptZDe sktop_PCs?hash=item19b44189f1&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14 &_trkparms=72%3A1215%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C39%3A1%7 C240%3A1318%7C301%3A1%7C293%3A1%7C294%3A50[/url]

    [url]http://cgi.ebay.ca/ROKR-E8-Cell-Phone-Networks-Rogers-and-AT-T-like-New_W0QQitemZ200348139920QQcmdZViewItemQQptZCell_P hones?hash=item2ea5ae0190&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_tr kparms=72%3A1215%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C39%3A1%7C240 %3A1318%7C301%3A0%7C293%3A1%7C294%3A50[/url]

    [url]http://cgi.ebay.ca/Warhawk-Greatest-Hits-Playstation-3-LIKE-NEW_W0QQitemZ200348661554QQcmdZViewItemQQptZVideo_ Games_Games?hash=item2ea5b5f732&_trksid=p3286.c0.m 14&_trkparms=72%3A1215%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C39%3A1 %7C240%3A1318%7C301%3A0%7C293%3A1%7C294%3A50[/url]

  2. #2
    FPISUCKS Guest

    Talking I am FBI SUCKS

    wow, funny story!

  3. #3
    FPISUCKS Guest

    Exclamation I am FBI SUCKS

    wow,what a fuck

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    strato Guest

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    haha. What did they reply?

  5. #5
    bodyguard1230 Guest

    Smile

    OMG...are you for hire..I need someone like you too send Paypal/Ebay letters..I am sick of responding to there Bull@hit, I loved reading this pots awesome..and polite and right to the center of the bullseye LOL

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    I think they are insane. How is "like-new" using a celebrity ,brand or product name? I think they have a bot or script that looks for the words "like" or "as" and automatically removes auctions with a canned reason why.

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    The issue is with your title. A product is either new or used not like new. You could have simply just wrote used or refurbished. It is like you are misleading the buyers to buying your products.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mikelouis View Post
    The issue is with your title. A product is either new or used not like new. You could have simply just wrote used or refurbished. It is like you are misleading the buyers to buying your products.
    I think he is aware that this is the issue.

    What he's pissed about is the fact that there are hundreds/ maybe thousands of these listings
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    Quote Originally Posted by mikelouis View Post
    The issue is with your title. A product is either new or used not like new. You could have simply just wrote used or refurbished. It is like you are misleading the buyers to buying your products.
    I agree. If he wants Ebay to co-operate with him he probably shouldn't send them such ridiculous emails.

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    Nice , very funny indeed. Well that's ebay funny scam.

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