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Old 12-06-2011, 01:37 PM
Imgonna Imgonna is offline
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Default Sarah needs a punch in the face



Needed some assistance from paypal with logging in and this is what I got:

Sarah - PayPal :

Hi. I'm Sarah, PayPalís automated customer support assistant.

How can I help you today?

You :

don't know full bank account information - why the heck do you ask such *** questions for verification of security???

Sarah - PayPal :

PayPal asks you to confirm your bank account or apply for a PayPal card to give your PayPal account a Verified status. This increases security within the PayPal community and limits the risk from fake identities.

Completing the verification process gives you the following benefits:

- More spending power: we remove your sending limit.

- Greater confidence: buyers and sellers trust the verified status.

- Added flexibility: you get more ways to pay.

Would you like to become PayPal verified?

-Yes

-No

You :

I'm already verified. I am just trying to log in. Why do I have to re-verify just to log in???

Sarah - PayPal :

PayPal members are asked to complete different verification processes to increase the security of their PayPal account.

Would you like more information on why you should confirm your:

-PayPal account

-Bank

-Credit card or debit card

You :

*** no. I just want to use my account. But I don't think I should have to carry my bank info everywhere I go or memorize my full account number to use your site. Why are you torturing your customers???

Sarah - PayPal :

I'm afraid I didn't understand your question. Can you ask it more simply?

You :

Log me into my account! Is that simple enough?

Sarah - PayPal :

I'm about to repeat the same information. You can either see that information again or ask me a new question.

You :

Log me in. Log me in.

Sarah - PayPal :

I found the following information, which could be helpful.

I can't log in to my account.

My PayPal account is limited or restricted.

You :

I can't log in to my account.

Sarah - PayPal :

Would you like to:

-Recover your login email

-Recover your password

-Access a restricted account

You :

human human human please

Sarah - PayPal :

I don't know exactly what you mean. Can you be a little more specific about the issue?

You :

get that *** look off your face, computer. I see what you are doing. You are going to test my patience until I break something in my home. I won't let you.

Sarah - PayPal :

I'm afraid I didn't understand your question. Can you ask it more simply?

You :

You are wasting my time, Paypal wench. Now get my account info

Sarah - PayPal :

I'm sorry I haven't been able to assist you. I'm a virtual agent, so I can't answer everything. If you'd like to try rephrasing your question, I'll do my best to try to answer.

You :

Do it! Do it now!

Sarah - PayPal :

You can update your account information on your Profile page. Here's how:

1. Log in to your PayPal account, using this link.

2,. Click the appropriate link to adjust your account information/.

Before we continue, was the information I gave you helpful?

-Yes, this was helpful

-No, this was not helpful

Sarah - PayPal :

The page is opening in another window:. You may need to log in to see it;.

I'm right here if you have any other questions..

You :

No, this was not helpful

Sarah - PayPal :

Let me know if there is anything else I can do for you..

Sarah - PayPal :

The page is opening in another window,. You may need to log in to see it'.

I'm right here if you have any other questions.

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